Bingo Jokes
The mission I set myself today, and yes, I chose to accept it - was to trawl the net and see if I could actually find some jokes specifically about bingo.
The first one I found made me giggle for no other reason that I am BETTY!!
Q.) What do you call a lady who likes to play bingo?
A.) BETTY!
Knock-Knock!
Who's there?
Bee Eye.
Bee Eye who?
B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, B-I-N-G-O, and BINGO is my name-o
Blondes at Bingo
It was blondes only night at bingo and the night had been pretty boring, not one single winner.
The caller was getting seriosuly frustrated and it was the last game of the night - only 5 numbers left to be called. He stops the game and says to the packed bingo hall - "What numbers are you all waiting for?" - in unison all the blondes shout............
FREE SPACE!
Q.) What has a lot of little balls and screws old ladies?
A.) A bingo machine
Winning at Bingo
A guy has a really attractive wife who is always wanting the most expensive things in life but he hasnt got very much money. One day his wife comes home with a very expensive looking watch...
He asks "Where did you get that from?"
She says "I won it at Bingo"
The next day she arrives home wearing a mink coat.
He asks "Where did you get that from?"
She says "I won it at Bingo"
The following day she pulls onto the drive in a brand new Mercedes Benz!
He asks "Where did you get that from?"
She says "I won it at Bingo now stop keep going on at me, get upstairs and run my bath"
He toddles off upstairs to do as he was told and calls his wife 5 minutes later to tell her her bath is ready. She comes into the bathroom and notices that there is only about an inch of water in the bottom of the bath.
She asks her husband "Why is there only a little bit of water in that bath?"
He responds "I didn't want to get your bingo card wet!"
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